Babylon Bee Catch-Up – Thursday, 8 January 2026

Exclusive: The Babylon Bee Has Obtained A Copy Of Trump‘s New Year’s Resolutions | Babylon Bee

China Starting To Worry TikTok Has Made Americans Even Dumber Than They Intended | Babylon Bee

Thoughtful Husband Purposely Does Numerous Things Wrong Because He Knows How Much His Wife Loves Nagging | Babylon Bee

Trump To Choose Next Venezuelan President In Inaugural Season Of ‘El Aprendiz’ | Babylon Bee

White House Announces Over 1,000,000 New Jobs Were Created In December But They Were All Filled By Marco Rubio | Babylon Bee

Maduro Now Polling As Most Popular Democrat | Babylon Bee

Trump In High-Speed Chase From International Cops After Breaking International Law | Babylon Bee

Awkward: Biden Forced To Pay Trump The $25 Million Bounty For Capturing Maduro | Babylon Bee

Trump Leads SEAL Team To Capture Rogue Dictator Gavin Newsom | Babylon Bee

Liberals Quickly Change ‘No Kings’ Signs To Read ‘Yes Kings’ In Support Of Maduro | Babylon Bee

Crew Of Starship ‘Enterprise’ Discovers Yet Another New Planet That Looks Shockingly Like Southern California | Babylon Bee

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